BIO: Crazy Johnny
was a mite of approximately two months old when I found him lost in the
hall outside my apartment. Knowing that surely he must be someone’s
pet, accidentally locked out, and they would certainly come for him in a
minute, I took him in and put up a poster.
The poster was never answered. I soon learned why.
In time I learned that Johnny isn’t crazy in the typical sense. He’s a rock star in a cat’s body. The Robert Plant of cats, if you will, and he has a Whole Lotta Love. He just needs to get the led out.
Crazy as a loon, but so cute you want to scream too, Johnny is an Aries with moon in Pisces. He enjoys asparagus, catching palmettos, mind-reading, an occasional hot water bottle, and reading your fan mail. Send it to email@example.com. -JD
The unabridged version of Johnny's bio can be found here.